Humour conversations
Saturday, August 8
My Kind Of Guy ;
If you are a guy, post this as: "My Kind Of Girl".
If you are a girl, post this as: "My Kind Of Guy".
Answer the questions honestly, and tag people to do the same too!
(actually im not really into doing this tag, alot of private stuffs)
1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
- wont puke jiu okay ler. :D
2. Smart?
- same as reii, dont be too smart dont be too nerd. :P
3. Preferred age?
- elder than me, but same age.
4. Preferred height?
- CANNOT be shorter than me. :D
5. How about sense of humour?
- yeah, sure, why not? x)
1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
- wont puke jiu okay ler. :D
2. Smart?
- same as reii, dont be too smart dont be too nerd. :P
3. Preferred age?
- elder than me, but same age.
4. Preferred height?
- CANNOT be shorter than me. :D
5. How about sense of humour?
- yeah, sure, why not? x)
6. How about piercings?
- nooooo. dont really like those. :/
7. Accepts you for who you are?
- yeap, of course, true love bha what. x)
8. Pink hair?
- stay original.
9. Mushy or not?
- what's mushy?
10. Thin or fat?
- FIT. :D
11. Black, Brown or White skinned?
- middle middle, dont be black lah, ROASTED CHICKEN THAT IS OVERCOOKED.
12. Long hair or short hair?
- wanna be like those sampai can tie still longer than me de meh?
13. Plastic or metal?
- plastic? metal?
14. Smells good?
- zzz, ke yi bu yao fei mar?
15. Smoker?
- no, better not. :/
16. Drinker?
- sui bian lor. dont sampai every day drunk de jiu can ler.
17. The girl/ boy-next-door type?
- huh?
18. Muscular?
- SWT.
19. Plays violin?
- like kim hyun jung? :D
20. Plays bass or acoustic guitar?
- sui bian.
21. Plays piano?
- yeah, better. at least when i need someone to play with me,
no need to bug my mum to give birth to one for me and need to train him/her lagi.
22. Sings very good?
- glass wont crack then okay ler.
23. Vain?
- sui bian.
24. With glasses?
- sui bian.
25. With braces?
- not really. :/
26. Shy type?
- not really.
27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
- dont too lan, dont too noob.
28. Active or passive?
- if i really can only choose one, i pick OR. x)
29. Tight or bomb?
- huh?
30. Singer or dancer?
- sui bian lol.
31. Stunner?
- huh?
32. Hip-hop?
- boleh juga.
33. Earrings?
- not really. :/
34. Mr/Ms. Count-my-ex-girlfriends-until-you-drop?
- NO. hua xin dao ta.
35. Dimples?
- eee, cute de wor if got dimples. :D
38. Playful?
- sure. (:
39. Flirt?
- err.
40. Poem writer?
- i cant imagine boys writing poem.
41. Serious?
- depends luo.
42. Campus crush?
- campus?
43. Painter?
- also can lah.
44. Religious?
- christian lol. need to be same with me de bha. if buddhist fight lah.
22. Sings very good?
- glass wont crack then okay ler.
23. Vain?
- sui bian.
24. With glasses?
- sui bian.
25. With braces?
- not really. :/
26. Shy type?
- not really.
27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
- dont too lan, dont too noob.
28. Active or passive?
- if i really can only choose one, i pick OR. x)
29. Tight or bomb?
- huh?
30. Singer or dancer?
- sui bian lol.
31. Stunner?
- huh?
32. Hip-hop?
- boleh juga.
33. Earrings?
- not really. :/
34. Mr/Ms. Count-my-ex-girlfriends-until-you-drop?
- NO. hua xin dao ta.
35. Dimples?
- eee, cute de wor if got dimples. :D
38. Playful?
- sure. (:
39. Flirt?
- err.
40. Poem writer?
- i cant imagine boys writing poem.
41. Serious?
- depends luo.
42. Campus crush?
- campus?
43. Painter?
- also can lah.
44. Religious?
- christian lol. need to be same with me de bha. if buddhist fight lah.
i say I LOVE JESUS, he says I LOVE AMITOFO. mati lah.
45. Someone who likes to tease people?
- er, i dont wanna be the 'lucky one'. x)
46. Computer games geek or internet freak?
- same as reii, dont over can ler.
47. Speaks 20 languages?
- okay, better not, this will show how stupid i am. :P
48. Loyal or faithful?
- bothhh. (:
49. Good kisser?
- swt, dont too vui can ler.
50. Loves children?
- sui bian.
45. Someone who likes to tease people?
- er, i dont wanna be the 'lucky one'. x)
46. Computer games geek or internet freak?
- same as reii, dont over can ler.
47. Speaks 20 languages?
- okay, better not, this will show how stupid i am. :P
48. Loyal or faithful?
- bothhh. (:
49. Good kisser?
- swt, dont too vui can ler.
50. Loves children?
- sui bian.
(tagged by jenn, reii, pearly, crystal)
YESTERDAYYY.
okay, although these conversations are long, but very funny de.
nicholas didnt copy a thing that teacher (wu fen fang) copied on the baord,
so teacher asked him why he didnt copy.
he said he see bu dao, so teacher asked him sit in front.
fyi, the teacher wear specs de, or let's say she's huang han ren de 4.
teacher
david
me
老师, 他有的, 他不要戴, 他说很丑.
(after awhile) 戴眼镜很丑 meh?
明显 lah.
teacher beh song liao got people say wear specs very ugly. x)
eric
jenn
me
i wanna borrow chinese workbook from eric to copy answers.
but teacher was copying something on the board,
and he wants to copy it. i was copying his answers while talking to jenn.
btw, imagine all his words spoken in very proper chinese pronunciation (not really thou)
(talking to jenn)
你妈妈没有教过你吗? 做功课的时候不要讲话.
(laughing)
你笑什么? 不要笑, 不好笑.
(me and jenn laughing)
你妈妈没有教过你吗? 抄东西快一点.
你不觉得你很吵的 meh?
你妈妈没有教过你吗? 大人讲话小孩子不要插嘴.
你很大 meh 现在?
大过你 lah.
你吵什么吵?
你妈妈没有教过你吗? 上课不要讲话, 抄快一点.
(finish copying, returned to him, reading my science)
现在上什么课, 你读什么? har?
你现在是不爽是?
你妈妈没有教过你吗? 不要酱没有礼貌.
(didnt choi him)
ah, 还读 ah 还读 ah. 老师来了还读 ah.
(teacher was copying something new on the board)
ei 借一下 eh, 我前面没有抄到 oh.
ah tu lah, 不做功课 lah, 睡 saja 睡.
(he was wearing his 口罩)
ah, 你又很像清洁工人 liao. (laughing)
你妈妈没有教过你吗? 不可以讲人家的坏话.
(laughing) 你妈妈没有教过你不要酱吵 mar?
ei 讲真有 lor. 她每次讲我很吵 de wor.
(laughing like hell)
alah, 你没有爱的. (shooing him with hands)
我妈妈爱我的 lor.
TODAYYY.
eric
jenn
me
forgot what we say dao eric no love again lol.
你 tu 没有爱的 lah.
我妈妈爱我! 她真的爱我 de bha!
我看你很多东西她都没有教你 de lah.
(laughing like hell with jenn)
你妈妈没有教过你吗? 要饮水思源. 养到我这么大 liao, 他们一定爱我 de lah.
after that, during khb lesson.
btw, imagine eric speaking all english words with those bahasa malaysia slang.
ei, 我们来用英文讲话 eh.
好 ah 好 ah.
我决得我们听不懂 eric 在讲什么 de lah. (laughing)
what are you talking about? (very strong bahasa malaysia slang)
(laughing cause it's his favourite sentence in chinese)
pandai also bha you.
what pandai oh, clever bha. so noob oh you.
tidak sama meh? not the same meh?
so noob oh you, eric.
dont talk me like that!
(laughing like hell, translate to chinese: 不要酱讲我!)
your english very good oh.
不是 meh? 不要酱讲我不是 dont talk me like that meh?
(laughing) pro lah you, your english.
dont talk me like that! (imitating him)
you give me good good oh i tell you. i f*ck you de oh.
(translate into chinese, and 'i f*ck you de oh' is his favourite sentence)
ei, 以为怎样讲?
think lah.
(waited for awhile) dont think you very cute oh.
(laughing like hell)
dont think you are very cute, very beatiful oh. i see dao also mao ngan kon (hakka) oh.
(laughing while doing out class duty)
(left classroom, eric was outside moping the floor)
DONT THINK YOU ARE VERY CUTE, VERY BEATIFUL OH!
LMAO. kept on laughing with jenn lah.
14/8/09 MH2637 KK - KL 0605
17/8/09 MH2626 KL - KK 2150
cant wait cant wait cant wait! :D
CLUBBB.
after school, went to find grace, met up with quxin.
went to grace's house for lunch.
oops, sorry, and thanks grace. (:
her mum so yeng oh.
went into her house, her mum sitting in front of the computer playing SDO!
lol. not really lah, something like SDO, also those dancing game lai de lah.
during club, was discussing thursday's practise.
they say 12.30 finish exam, 1 start until 3.30.
xenia then say, 先吃个 lunch.
then teacher said, ah, this very got rhythm liao.
吃个 lunch, 吃个 lunch.
CIAO people. (:
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